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Ann Chiappetta

Doo-Doo and Other Observations

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Doo-Doo and other Observations

Please note that there is a foul, four letter word in this post, and it doesn’t begin with the letter F. <grin>


Not sure what this rebellious attitude has to do with anything, but I found it very amusing and I think I will be recording it and adding it to my blog’s audio recordings.

On a related note, I think we have overcome the unformed waste issue that has plagued Bailey since class in March. I went through many online nutrition articles, visited the vets at Guiding Eyes, and read about grain free, raw, various proteins, and scanned and poured over a dozen different dry kibble formulas. I researched protein and fiber recommendations before deciding on a new diet for both Verona and my big, yellow boy.

I was impressed with Royal Cannon Labrador formula dry dog food, with chicken meal and twice the daily dose of fiber and lower calories per serving. . I began the switch a month ago and I must say I am happy with the results: formed poo. Mike Roe would be proud, lol. It has been a dirty job, for sure! Hehehehehe!

When this post came up on Facebook, I just couldn’t resist the loose (No pun intended) association. I know, I can be very droll.

How Shit Happens

In the Beginning was The Plan And then came the Assumptions

And the Assumptions were without form

And the Plan was completely without substance

And the darkness was upon the face of the Workers

And the Workers spoke amongst themselves, saying

“It is a crock of shit, and it stinketh. ”

And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and sayeth,

“It is a pail of dung and none may abide the odor thereof. ”

And the Supervisors went unto their Managers and sayeth unto them,

“It is a container of excrement and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it. ”

And the Managers went unto their Directors and sayeth,”It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength. ”

And the Directors spoke among themselves, saying one to another,

“It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong. ”

And the Directors went unto the Vice Presidents and sayeth unto them,

“It promotes growth and is very powerful. ”

And the Vice Presidents went unto the President and sayeth unto him,

“This new Plan will actively promote the growth and efficiency of this Company, and in these Areas in particular. ”

And the President looked upon The Plan,And saw that it was good,

and The Plan became Policy.

And this is how Shit Happens.





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